On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Pulp Fiction

"I just choked on a spoonful of cream style corn."
 

She was all ears until I admitted I hadn't really choked, but I had in fact been eating creamed corn, so at least there's a kernel of truth to this one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*1. Creamed corn (also known as "cream-style corn") is a type of creamed food made by pulping corn kernels and collecting the milky residue fr-- wait, come back! I swear it's not as gross as it sounds!

Typos Make Me [Sic] - 2018

Raw Humiliation