On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Colonial Fleet

"I reach the end of my chapsticks almost every single time. I guess mine just don't have the same survival instinct. Good on yours for escaping. Somewhere out there they've formed a colony — a secret haven among orphaned socks and only the boldest of hair ties. In the darkened pockets of forgotten purses, they've begun to breed...

The chapsticks were created by man... They evolved... They rebelled. There are many copies...

And they have a plan.

So say we all.










*1. In the early 1880s, Dr. Charles Browne Fleet, a physician and pharmacological thinker from Lynchburg, Virginia, invented ChapStick as a lip balm.


Blown Opportunity

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