On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Revel Without A Clause

"What amazing location did you travel to where Swahili was written on the side of the plane? At least I think it's Swahili. I'm like 95% sure. Okay, maybe 85... 65? But I'm 100% sure it's a language. Probably. What amazing location did you travel to where some presently indecipherable combination of Latin graphemes was written on the side of the plane? And do you like sushi?"

Foreword

Beef, With Broccoli