On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.


"You’re from San Francisco? You must have amazing calves."

"Are you from Australia? Cause those are some coit towers!" (Honestly though, I should have seen it coming. Getting her attention was an uphill battle.) 










*1. coit, noun (Austral, slang) buttocks; backside
perhaps a variant and special use of quoit, referring to roundness
*2. Coit Tower, also known as the Lillian Coit Memorial Tower, is a 210-foot (64 m) tower in the Telegraph Hill neighborhood of San Francisco.










Blown Opportunity