On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Beef, With Broccoli

"Police responded last night to a local Chinese restaurant after a blind man pantomiming a food fight inadvertently triggered the real thing. Officials are calling it a senseless act of wonton destruction."

Revel Without A Clause

Frond Of You