On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Nature, Reserved

"I’m so jealous you’ve ridden a camel AND had a Barbary Macaque gently clutch your shoulder while gazing wistfully into middle distance."

Honestly, it almost looked like he was claiming her, which *probably* isn't great.

à la Commode

Wasted Opportunity