"I’ll just get this out of the way, because I know what everyone is thinking… yes, my avocado is overly ripe. It’s now in the garbage where it can mix with the old tomato and lime I had to throw out. You’re welcome, citizens of whatever landfill* the City of Los Angeles will ultimately haul you to. I hope you find a bag of Tostitos® that hasn’t been ravaged by a Hitchcockian flock of seagulls and enjoy my offering of trash guac.
*annoyingly I spent 30 minutes doing some hardcore googling to find the exact location servicing [redacted], but I couldn’t track that down. Honestly, the lack of specificity really ruins this joke. 4/10"