On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Bitter End

"Now I'm starting to worry you bought one of those novelty 10 gallon coffee mugs and accidentally drowned."

I hadn't heard from her in two weeks. It seemed like grounds for concern.

Wasted Opportunity

IT Stood To Reason