On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

IT Stood To Reason

ME:  "0118999881999119725…3"

HER:  "For half a second I hallucinated that your username was 'CalamityJen' and that joke would never have been topped."

 ME:  "Have you had a bit of a tumble?"

Bitter End

Ice Landing