On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Ice Landing

"The mental image of a portly, Welsh father of three huffing and puffing across a steaming hot spring to avoid being cut down by falling ice cubes just made me giggle a little too much. Think Vernon Dursley, rivulets of baby blue lagoon water sluicing off his swollen pelt of a chest, doing his best impression of the boulder from Indiana Jones. 'Get out of my fecking way! Petunia!!!'"

It practically writes itself.

IT Stood To Reason