On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Rational Response

"I was never good at math, but let's not let that divide us."
 

"Wait! Don't leave! I think you'd make a great addition to my life!" Suffice it to say, the remainder of our date was pretty awkward.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(That's a lie.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(She even never messaged back.)

 

 

Sigmoid Freud

Miss Calculated