On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Gag Reflex

"You sound kind of like the turducken of people... a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a rubber chicken. I'm intrigued... and amused (but only half as much)."

She described herself as an “enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a goofball.” But a rubber chicken? God that would taste foul.

Defining Technique

Foot Notes