On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Defining Technique

"I’m currently reading a book about how dictionaries are made so I can have something interesting to talk about at the parties I don't get invited to."
 

Move along, folks. Nothing to see here. Just another example of my almost preternatural ability to shoot myself in the foot.

Warmest Color

Gag Reflex