On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Blown Opportunity

"How’s that whistling technique coming along? I ask with a mystifying amount of genuine interest."

Telegraphed

Colonial Fleet