On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on OkCupid.

Some 200 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 4 dates.

Kate likes women. That feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she's doing something right.

Each post is an excerpt of a message this seemingly inexorable self-saboteur has sent, backdated to its original send date.

More of the same is guaranteed.

Conservative Estimate

My hair is not unlike a saguaro cactus:  it grows fast, expands visibly when wet, and is great a place for small birds to nest. 


And it holds onto water for, like, forever.

Miss Calculated

Grumble In The Bronx