On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Conservative Estimate

"My hair is not unlike a saguaro cactus:  it grows fast, expands visibly when wet, and is great a place for small birds to nest. 

Wait..." 
 

And it holds onto water for, like, forever.

Miss Calculated

Grumble In The Bronx