On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on OkCupid.

Some 200 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 4 dates.

Kate likes women. That feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she's doing something right.

Each post is an excerpt of a message this seemingly inexorable self-saboteur has sent, backdated to its original send date.

More of the same is guaranteed.

Grumble In The Bronx

"Girl, you are funny. I have this mental image of you trying to carry a giant stack of law books, tripping over nothing, then running all across campus in an effort to keep it balanced, trying not drop them, bumping into things like newspaper stands and sweaty teenagers dressed as restaurant mascots, unapologetically knocking a Trump supporter down an open manhole (back to the sewer where he and/or she likely belongs), startling a nearby litter of anxious cartoon pugs being walked in public first time, getting yelled at by angry taxi drivers who are bitter about their life choices and the fact they their wives left them for someone who laughs like Janice from Friends (because they did not emotionally support her in the way she needed to be supported), all while shouting "woahoahoahoah" a la Goofy. It's endearing.

Oh, garsh."

Starring:  Jackie Chan as Dog Walker

Communication is ongoing. But, you know... give it time. 

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