On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Silk Stalkings

"I misread 'wearing leggings as pants' as 'wearing leggings as plants' and got very confused/curious for a moment."

Still Hung Up On Her

Food Court