On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on OkCupid.

Some 200 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 4 dates.

Kate likes women. That feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she's doing something right.

Each post is an excerpt of a message this seemingly inexorable self-saboteur has sent, backdated to its original send date.

More of the same is guaranteed.

Silk Stalkings

"I misread 'wearing leggings as pants' as 'wearing leggings as plants' and got very confused/curious for a moment."

Still Hung Up On Her

Food Court