On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Remains To Be Seen

"After the curator of the Chickpea Exhibit was found murdered at the Museum of Legumes, reporters were spotted going from room to room questioning witnesses about what they had seen. No comment from the Peanut Gallery."

We Didn't Talk Furlong

Typos Make Me [Sic]