On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on OkCupid.

Some 200 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 4 dates.

Kate likes women. That feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she's doing something right.

Each post is an excerpt of a message this seemingly inexorable self-saboteur has sent, backdated to its original send date.

More of the same is guaranteed.

Remains To Be Seen

"After the curator of the Chickpea Exhibit was found murdered at the Museum of Legumes, reporters were spotted going from room to room questioning witnesses about what they had seen. No comment from the Peanut Gallery."

We Didn't Talk Furlong

Typos Make Me [Sic]