On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on OkCupid.

Some 200 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 4 dates.

Kate likes women. That feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she's doing something right.

Each post is an excerpt of a message this seemingly inexorable self-saboteur has sent, backdated to its original send date.

More of the same is guaranteed.

Though I Am Partial To Fagales

"I like bad puns, long walks at the beach, large Chinese cooking vessels, solitary deciduous trees of the genus Fagus, and long woks at the beech. In no particular order."

Food Court

The Guest Raptor Arms Around Me