On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on OkCupid.

Some 200 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 4 dates.

Kate likes women. That feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she's doing something right.

Each post is an excerpt of a message this seemingly inexorable self-saboteur has sent, backdated to its original send date.

More of the same is guaranteed.

The Guest Raptor Arms Around Me

"If you could invite one dinosaur to a tea party, fancy dress optional, which one would it be? And I swear to god if you say Euoplocephalus that's just some cliché bullshit."

Though I Am Partial To Fagales

High Match; No Movement