On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on OkCupid.

Some 200 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 4 dates.

Kate likes women. That feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she's doing something right.

Each post is an excerpt of a message this seemingly inexorable self-saboteur has sent, backdated to its original send date.

More of the same is guaranteed.

Still Hung Up On Her

"I had a customer tell me "I'm going to get off with you now" at the end of a call recently. I was tickled. By the phrasing. Not by her; by her phrasing."

Typos Make Me [Sic]

Silk Stalkings