On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Still Hung Up On Her

"I had a customer tell me "I'm going to get off with you now" at the end of a call recently. I was tickled. By the phrasing. Not by her; by her phrasing."

Typos Make Me [Sic]

Silk Stalkings