On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Killer Reference

"Banana slugs are egregiously under-catered toward as a people. I mean, you have a poop emoji masquerading as chocolate soft-serve, but can't bother to depict a 9.8 inch long yellow slug in 128 square pixel form? How do you sleep at night, Tim Cook?

I've been to 5 countries as well."

I think she went to UCSC. I'm still salty about it.

Brass Tacts

At First Blush