On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

At First Blush

"It's Ulta for me, instead of Sephora. There's always that quick mental calculation at the register... 

"Oh, shit, she's cute... you should flirt with her... but she works here... yeah, but you could cut a diamond with those wings... you make a fair point... I know... because skillfully applied eyeliner is a perfectly reasonable basis for having a crush on someone... you're mocking me... yes... but you're right she does work here... but she's so cute... inorite... but, but, Ulta, NYX, Lorac... we can always find another store... the next closest one is 20.4 miles away... did you really just google that to win an argument... it's so cute you even have to ask... ugh fine, okay... maybe next time... deal... I said maybe... I heard you... just making sure."

The eternal quandary of a femme seeking femmes everywhere."

Killer Reference

Lol That's A Total Lie