On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on OkCupid.

Some 200 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 4 dates.

Kate likes women. That feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she's doing something right.

Each post is an excerpt of a message this seemingly inexorable self-saboteur has sent, backdated to its original send date.

More of the same is guaranteed.

At First Blush

"It's Ulta for me, instead of Sephora. There's always that quick mental calculation at the register... 

"Oh, shit, she's cute... you should flirt with her... but she works here... yeah, but you could cut a diamond with those wings... you make a fair point... I know... because skillfully applied eyeliner is a perfectly reasonable basis for having a crush on someone... you're mocking me... yes... but you're right she does work here... but she's so cute... inorite... but, but, Ulta, NYX, Lorac... we can always find another store... the next closest one is 20.4 miles away... did you really just google that to win an argument... it's so cute you even have to ask... ugh fine, okay... maybe next time... deal... I said maybe... I heard you... just making sure."

The eternal quandary of a femme seeking femmes everywhere."

Killer Reference

Lol That's A Total Lie