On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on OkCupid.

Some 200 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 4 dates.

Kate likes women. That feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she's doing something right.

Each post is an excerpt of a message this seemingly inexorable self-saboteur has sent, backdated to its original send date.

More of the same is guaranteed.

Gotta Be Somebody

"Are there really people out there who don't like animals? Like, I know intellectually they have to exist:  like people who enjoy being tickled, or diehard fans of Nickleback..."

Lol That's A Total Lie

I Got A Kick Out Of It