On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Like Pissing Into The Wind

"I'd have to conquer my latent fear of alligators to spend a week in the Everglades, but I'm right there with you on peeing in the ocean. I mean not like literally there with you. Metaphorically with you. Literally with you would be weird."

I Threw Away My Shot

'Dat Haas