On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on OkCupid.

Some 200 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 4 dates.

Kate likes women. That feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she's doing something right.

Each post is an excerpt of a message this seemingly inexorable self-saboteur has sent, backdated to its original send date.

More of the same is guaranteed.

Like Pissing Into The Wind

"I'd have to conquer my latent fear of alligators to spend a week in the Everglades, but I'm right there with you on peeing in the ocean. I mean not like literally there with you. Metaphorically with you. Literally with you would be weird."

I Threw Away My Shot

'Dat Haas