On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

'Dat Haas

"There is an inverse correlation between how many avocados I have left, and how often I watch NBC Nightly News at 1:00 AM."

Like Pissing Into The Wind

Pitiful