On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

It Was Well Put Together At Least

"Really good at dad jokes, huh? I guess then I should fire the first shot in this inevitable a pun war. But it will have to be good, of course... got to make a good impression—a fashionable entrance, if you will.

You know what else is a fashionable entrance? A door wearing Prada."

Pitiful

But It's Not Enough, It's Not Enough