On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.


"Oh, great. Now I have a mental image of a ficus with a colostomy bag. Thanks a lot."

But It's Not Enough, It's Not Enough

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