On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on OkCupid.

Some 200 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 4 dates.

Kate likes women. That feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she's doing something right.

Each post is an excerpt of a message this seemingly inexorable self-saboteur has sent, backdated to its original send date.

More of the same is guaranteed.

Plot Twist

"I'm just so chuffed at your use of the words prattle and uproariously, and the phrase "sputter around a lot," in your profile. Nothing makes me happier than some well-chosen bunches of letter-thingies.

I like your face."

After a 4 hour date that covered coffee, books, and sushi, this English teacher became one of my closest friends. <3

Epoch Ending

Comic, Sans Jokes