On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Plot Twist

"I'm just so chuffed at your use of the words prattle and uproariously, and the phrase "sputter around a lot," in your profile. Nothing makes me happier than some well-chosen bunches of letter-thingies.

I like your face."

After a 4 hour date that covered coffee, books, and sushi, this English teacher became one of my closest friends. <3

Epoch Ending

Comic, Sans Jokes