On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

In My Defense, She Was Quite Fetching

"Can I pet your dog? Please say yes. Afterwards we can get coffee and talk about how badly I'd like to pet your dog again."

Comic, Sans Jokes

She Told Me To Eat Shit