On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on OkCupid.

Some 200 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 4 dates.

Kate likes women. That feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she's doing something right.

Each post is an excerpt of a message this seemingly inexorable self-saboteur has sent, backdated to its original send date.

More of the same is guaranteed.

Just Quidditch While You're Ahead

"From your username alone, you sound like one hell of a catch. (Please god let this be an original thought.)"

Her username was a reference to the golden snitch from Harry Potter.
I did not sweep her off her feet.

Just Enough To Hang Myself With

Cold Shoulders