On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Just Quidditch While You're Ahead

"From your username alone, you sound like one hell of a catch. (Please god let this be an original thought.)"

Her username was a reference to the golden snitch from Harry Potter.
I did not sweep her off her feet.

Just Enough To Hang Myself With

Cold Shoulders