On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Just Enough To Hang Myself With

"Let's go to Home Depot sometime and argue about Rope—I don't know why we'd be at Home Depot, as I am neither handy nor in need of a new faucet, but it worked sort of as a set up for this joke—so I guess just ignore that and instead imagine that this sentence takes place in a single continuous shot with masked cuts, and imagine that I hate how it spools out (could use a rewrite)—exactly like that movie—about which I wrote a paper in college deconstructing Hitchcock's use of camera movement as a means of in-shot, long-take editing (in contrast to Children of Men)."

True story.

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