On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Cold Shoulders

"I swear, it was like 64 degrees this afternoon and I started shivering outside an Arco. I'm from Connecticut! I can't be doing that. We start sweating if the windchill goes above zero! What's next: *not* wearing flip-flops in January. That's crazy talk! 

But, I mean, you're from Buffalo, so, you know how it is. We have reputations to uphold!

(I have brought shame to the Northeast.)"

Just Quidditch While You're Ahead

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