On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on OkCupid.

Some 200 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 4 dates.

Kate likes women. That feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she's doing something right.

Each post is an excerpt of a message this seemingly inexorable self-saboteur has sent, backdated to its original send date.

More of the same is guaranteed.

Nothing Came To Mind

"I scoured your profile for something to base a solid pun off of, and I'm mildly infuriated that you left me with nothing. This must be what impotence feels like."

Cold Shoulders

The Best Defense Is A Good Offense