On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Nothing Came To Mind

"I scoured your profile for something to base a solid pun off of, and I'm mildly infuriated that you left me with nothing. This must be what impotence feels like."

Cold Shoulders

The Best Defense Is A Good Offense