"Or, you can be the Matt to my Julie and abruptly move to Chicago for school, and then for like a season and a half have viewers wonder will they or won't they and this metaphor is starting to fall apart... so maybe you can just be the Friday night to my lights? Idk."
She wanted an Eric to her Tami. Turns out even with clear eyes and full hearts, you can lose.
Pfft, sportsball is dumb.