On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on OkCupid.

Some 200 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 4 dates.

Kate likes women. That feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she's doing something right.

Each post is an excerpt of a message this seemingly inexorable self-saboteur has sent, backdated to its original send date.

More of the same is guaranteed.

The Best Defense Is A Good Offense

"Or, you can be the Matt to my Julie and abruptly move to Chicago for school, and then for like a season and a half have viewers wonder will they or won't they and this metaphor is starting to fall apart... so maybe you can just be the Friday night to my lights? Idk."

She wanted an Eric to her Tami.  Turns out even with clear eyes and full hearts, you can lose.

Pfft, sportsball is dumb.

Nothing Came To Mind

Typed In A Flamboyant Manor