On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Such Notions Are Beneath Me

"This is the silliest thing, but... I once had a friend who would pronounce Sublime as two distinct words: Sub•Lime. And now I can't see a reference to that band anymore without picturing a lime and wondering what in god's name is below it. A table? A chinchilla? The beveled edge of a bathroom sink in a Doubletree by Hilton? These are life's most burning questions."

Root Of All Evil

She Had The Goods