On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on OkCupid.

Some 200 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 4 dates.

Kate likes women. That feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she's doing something right.

Each post is an excerpt of a message this seemingly inexorable self-saboteur has sent, backdated to its original send date.

More of the same is guaranteed.

Meat Cute

"For some reason my tired brain skipped over "cooking carbohydrates," causing me to think you lovingly tend to your roommates prior to cannibalising them. I was like, "that's a big secret she's willing to admit on a dating site. Her search for new roommates must be so involved. Clean? Check. Quiet? Check. Grass fed? Lol who are we kidding that's half of LA.'"

“Check."

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