On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Meat Cute

"For some reason my tired brain skipped over "cooking carbohydrates," causing me to think you lovingly tend to your roommates prior to cannibalising them. I was like, "that's a big secret she's willing to admit on a dating site. Her search for new roommates must be so involved. Clean? Check. Quiet? Check. Grass fed? Lol who are we kidding that's half of LA.'"


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