On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

She Had The Goods

"I have the strangest craving for blueberry muffins after reading your profile. I can't explain it."

Such Notions Are Beneath Me

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