On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Low Hanging Fruit

"Why do bananas even exist? This is one of life's most perplexing questions, and "just to give me a stomach ache" can't be the answer."

Typed In A Flamboyant Manor

Probable Cure