On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on OkCupid.

Some 200 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 4 dates.

Kate likes women. That feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she's doing something right.

Each post is an excerpt of a message this seemingly inexorable self-saboteur has sent, backdated to its original send date.

More of the same is guaranteed.

High Match; No Movement

"I feel like there's some joke to be made about how we're the 99%, but I'm tired and I can't think of one right now so I'm just going to leave this sentence here, hanging in the wind, disappointed at its own unused potential. Or something."

The Guest Raptor Arms Around Me

Brass Tacts