On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

High Match; No Movement

"I feel like there's some joke to be made about how we're the 99%, but I'm tired and I can't think of one right now so I'm just going to leave this sentence here, hanging in the wind, disappointed at its own unused potential. Or something."

The Guest Raptor Arms Around Me

Brass Tacts