On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on OkCupid.

Some 200 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 4 dates.

Kate likes women. That feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she's doing something right.

Each post is an excerpt of a message this seemingly inexorable self-saboteur has sent, backdated to its original send date.

More of the same is guaranteed.

Probable Cure

"You didn't gross me out. You did make me homesick though. And hungry. Because I am both from New England and slightly in love with corned beef. 

Not necessarily in that order."

Low Hanging Fruit

Root Of All Evil