On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Probable Cure

"You didn't gross me out. You did make me homesick though. And hungry. Because I am both from New England and slightly in love with corned beef. 

Not necessarily in that order."

Low Hanging Fruit

Root Of All Evil