On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Root Of All Evil

"How many times has someone walked in on you juicing beets, and then slowly backed out of the room thinking they had stumbled onto a murder scene? Because any time I've done anything remotely related to beets, the juice has gotten EVERYWHERE. And on everything. And it looks very incriminating.

I no longer cook with beets."

Probable Cure

Such Notions Are Beneath Me