On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on OkCupid.

Some 200 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 4 dates.

Kate likes women. That feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she's doing something right.

Each post is an excerpt of a message this seemingly inexorable self-saboteur has sent, backdated to its original send date.

More of the same is guaranteed.

If We Share A 401K We Can Have Mutual Interests

"Tell me about yourself. I also don't want to see or be seen by straight people, so at least I know we have that in common."

She Had The Goods

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