On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

Bush League

Do you ever deadpan a joke that's so Tanami Desert dry, you have to remind the person you're being sarcastic?

Me neither.

From the Bumble app.  An Australian girl whose tastes included baking and dry humor.

I did not whet her appetite.

Meat Cute