On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

She Told Me To Eat Shit

"Which John Waters movie do you live in? Your answer may be highly revealing.

Please don't say Pink Flamingos."

Her answer was Cry Baby.  (She didn't actually tell me to eat shit, though. That would have been divine.)

In My Defense, She Was Quite Fetching

We Must Have A Musical Joke