On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

She Scrubbed Her Account Shortly Thereafter

"Good at getting people out of sticky situations, huh? You're not like secretly a bottle of Goo Gone or something? (No judgement if you are.)"

We Must Have A Musical Joke

She Said With Sheepish Grin