On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on OkCupid.

Some 200 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 4 dates.

Kate likes women. That feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she's doing something right.

Each post is an excerpt of a message this seemingly inexorable self-saboteur has sent, backdated to its original send date.

More of the same is guaranteed.


"Your dog's eyebrows remind me of the actor* Sandy Cohen. This is a good thing. Also a hilarious thing."

*Character.  (Sorry, Peter Gallagher!)

Birds Of A Feather

Sadly, No Net Change