On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on OkCupid.

Some 200 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 4 dates.

Kate likes women. That feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she's doing something right.

Each post is an excerpt of a message this seemingly inexorable self-saboteur has sent, backdated to its original send date.

More of the same is guaranteed.

Our Love Was Not Automatic

"Great, now I have the lyrics to "Supernova Girl" stuck in my head again. But on a related note: holy shit, another person who knows the lyrics to "Supernova Girl."

Feel Free To Take A Gander

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