On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on OkCupid.

Some 200 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 4 dates.

Kate likes women. That feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she's doing something right.

Each post is an excerpt of a message this seemingly inexorable self-saboteur has sent, backdated to its original send date.

More of the same is guaranteed.


Okay, Beth, this is like the most hilarious thing ever.

I found my best friend's profile on site. We had a surprisingly high match, but we'd talked about it before, and agreed it probably wouldn't have worked out. Even after some 200 messages sent, though, this one is still my favorite. I love her to death.

Our Love Was Not Automatic