On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on Okcupid.

Some 300 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 15 dates.

Kate likes women. This feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she is doing something right.

She Said With Sheepish Grin

"Planning my future goat farm" lends a whole new meaning to "doesn't have kids but wants them one day."

She Scrubbed Her Account Shortly Thereafter

I Hope To Cod She Responds