On March 23, 2015, Kate created a profile on OkCupid.

Some 200 opening messages later, she's been on a whopping 4 dates.

Kate likes women. That feeling does not appear to be mutual.

Clearly, she's doing something right.

Each post is an excerpt of a message this seemingly inexorable self-saboteur has sent, backdated to its original send date.

More of the same is guaranteed.

She Said With Sheepish Grin

"Planning my future goat farm" lends a whole new meaning to "doesn't have kids but wants them one day."

She Scrubbed Her Account Shortly Thereafter

I Hope To Cod She Responds